Today Madame Munki is one year old! Her first birthday in her final metamorphosis into a fully fledged blog and website. Although I started my blog probably a little over 18 months ago, a year ago saw my final transformation into the BoPo butterfly we see today. I was so nervous when I tentatively, pressed […]
How Societies Need For Me to Shrink my Fat Body Caused me a Physical Injury
Magisculpt, it’s right there in the name… … But I just didn’t see it. All I wanted was a simple swimsuit to go swimming in. It all came about one day in the summer, you remember that day where it was torrential rain, drains over flowing and water gushing up on to the pavement? Well […]
Fortune Favours the Bold
“Fortune favours the bold” was said to me this week by a colleague. It followed me giving the news that I have a new job, but more than that I got the job after I had quit my current job, with nowhere to go. It’s been an horrendous couple of weeks almost on par […]
Bikini Bodies (Part Two): Celebrating the Brave, the Bold and the Beautiful!
So, after my fateful meeting with Duncan Goodhew and the most mortifying picture of me as a tubby little kid feeling desperately self conscious, my relationship with swimwear was set in stone. It was the absolute devil. It was a small shiny bit of fabric designed to make me hate my body and envy […]
PANTS!!!
MRS TWIT v SUCK YOU IN PANTS I don’t know if anyone else has this thought process. Try outfit on, inspect butt, back, front etc in the bright, cold harsh lighting of a retail changing room and immediately go into a spiral of self-loathing. The outfit could look banging but those bastarding cubicles of doom, […]
The journey begins
Hello, and Welcome… Welcome ladies and gentlegerms for here is my first attempt at a blog post – the journey begins. Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton So I’m Gemma and I started a very important journey back in August 2017. It all started with a book, a […]