Slow Clap For Avon… This week I was saddened and extremely disappointed by Avon Canada’s decision to advertise an anti-cellulite product in a such an insensitive and, quite frankly, ghastly way. My attention was drawn to the Avon issue, by women on social media who, like me, were quite frankly shocked and disgusted. The advert […]
On holiday in Majorca recently, I had the pleasure of staying at a very nice resort. However, HOWEVER, the lovely resort, did not think through their rather fancy and expensive terrace furniture (we couldn’t help but Google them!). There were these really weird sofas and chairs, that looked like stones. Could I get my fat […]
As I came away for my lovely holiday to Majorca, to get away from a house in disarray and the last lingering memories of being at school, before I start my new job, I packed several activities. A few books, that I’d been saving (“The Power” … Highly recommended, a thriller and a couple of […]
I left my job this week after 3 years of working there. I was stunned by the responses from the kids and staff. I think I was the most hugged person ever this week. I was overwhelmed by the things students had written to me, about me. “You have made this school unique, you […]
Hello my lovelies. Apologies for being a little on the quiet side, but end of term has had me beat! Next week I shall be standing in front of an audience of children and telling my story and asking them to participate in a variety of body positive activities. I am so very excited […]
My Uncle Colin wasn’t my actual Uncle Colin, he was not blood, or my uncle by marriage. In fact he was my Step Great Uncle But I always considered him my uncle, he never made me feel that genetics were an issue. My uncle Colin was there for a lot of Christmases. He didn’t mind, […]
Hoardy McHoarderson I am a hoarder, like a proper Hoardy McHoarderson. I keep letters, toys, photos, make up, clothes, books, newspaper clippings… The lot! And not always the most pleasant of reading material, not only did I find a rather unpleasant recounting of Kurt Cobain’s suicide courtesy of The Sun, but an article about […]
Well I get to eat FOUR of them!!! Hurrah! Husbandface did well. DRAGON EGG!!!
One Orrible old C Word Brick Top, one ‘orrible old “c-word”, kindly explains to Turkish (and us as the audience) how he brutally murders and then feeds his enemies to pigs. Painting a gloriously grim image of ravenous pigs going “through bone like butter”. Perpetuating the age old adage that pigs are fat and greedy, […]
But I did Husbandface got up early to go into work. I treated myself to a lay in and crap TV. I then excercised. I got my mat out and hurled obscenities at the pilates lady and got on the bike. I want to start as I mean to go on this Easter break. I […]